We’re currently chopping this epic megasode into bite-size minisodes for casual listeners, but you, the true fan, can get the Golden Legacy MasterCut today. Three full hours of blood-soaked Partyline madness, mastered at half-speed and presented in stunning crystal clear 320kbps. The price for this unprecedented, uncut, and unwieldy collection of misfires and meltdowns? Just a token sh0w of support for the show that’s supported you for the last twelve years of laughs and tears: Take a selfie of yourself and a stranger (or distant relative) in which you’re wearing an official Audio Assault tshirt. And since the tragic factory fire that claimed both our entire inventory and the life of beloved podcast connoisseur and noted gentlebro Tim Garden, we’re deputizing all of you, the fans, to manufacture official Audio Assault gear! So: make a shirt, put it on, find a stranger, snap a selfie. Tweet the selfie to us (@theaudioassault) and you’ll (almost) instantly find the Partyline: Legacy – Golden Legacy MasterCut sitting in your DMs and festering like a pile of rancid meat scraps.